thp george washington
The Sarcastic Captioned Adventures of George Washington
Jesus Christ this is gold
I don’t know where I can use this gif but I don’t want to waste my find so here
i have no idea either
This commercial is amazing.
I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol
imagine trying to brush your teeth with a stapler
it just wouldn’t work!
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
I hate when real life gets in the way of all the fanfictions I wanna read
Aftermath of a Code Crimson at my hospital the other night. My friend works in the ER and took this photo and sent me the following:
“Car rolled three times, became on fire. Transported to us for intubation then supposed to be transferred to [higher acuity hospital omitted for HIPPA reasons] but then she coded. She was a mess. Blood everywhere. Bones sticking out of the skin. Adipose tissue out. Depressed frontal skull fracture. Mid forties. She died.”
The aftermath of a life not saved.